Necromancer14

What's more awesome than a dragon? Two dragons.

The power to combust into flames. (Permanently. There's no turning back.)

From underneath the toilet seat, it came to us in all of it's horrific, disgusting, putrid, stinky, royalty!

Fancy flaming lord

Invisible goat sleeping in you bed? Who are you gonna call, GOATbusters! -Ghostbusters theme song

Alien invasion. I've watched enough of Doctor Who to take care of any aliens. would you rather be rich or smart?

Back in my day we didn't have cookies, we simply ate the cookie batter. It tastes better, so why not? Topic: toilet paper

"Sure! I'll take a Dr. Pepper or two please."

Cats: 29 Dogs: 16

(How'd you know I did that? XD) Banned for checking my wall (or maybe the "people" section) before banning me the time before.

Alfredo noodles with chicken.

Banned for making around 350 posts.

Beware of getting that lung disease that you just mentioned in your fortune cookie for me. And yes I already knew you didn't make it up.

washroom. Would you rather have your parents spank you in public, in front of a bunch of people while saying you are a "naughty, naughty boy," or have them whip ...

Fortunately it gives me the chance to say things that are fortunate. (for me anyway. I don't know if they are that fortunate for you)