Necromancer14

Run in wild-eyed with a weed wacker and begin ravaging the drink dispensers, insisting that they had insulted your family's name.

Banned for being offended by my confusedlyness.

Banned for banning someone who banned in a certain way.

Doused with orange juice. Would you rather have one million dollars immediately, or a permanent allowance of ten thousand dollars a year for life?

Bring dozens of rotten eggs, barge into the kitchen, and begin "cooking the customers' meals."

bring friends for an air-soft gun invasion of the restaurant.

expired chocolate (it doesn't actually taste that much different) would you rather eat only vegetables and meats for a year, or only twinkies for a year?

banned for beating me in said records.

a banana

Explain to everybody through a megaphone what the f-word means in rapt detail.

"My name is Necromancer, though a lot of people (Like @Gravitem and @Liberty) just call me Necro. However, Mr. Undead and LichMaker are also acceptable."

"Joe, my giant, venomous scorpion got out of it's cage; have you seen it anywhere?" Joe, who was known to try and touch everything he saw, didn't answer.

Fortunately you are also wearing blue and yellow plaid undergarments.

Banned for banning people who are banning people who are warm-hearted.

Beware of everything, you might get scaredofeverythingphobia.