Necromancer14

Because I was playing pokemon go and wasn't paying attention to where I was going. Why did you light your nose hairs on fire?

It has chocolate flavor. That's enough for me. Really though, they are best together. I don't know why anyone would eat them separate to begin with.

The power to turn into one of those special little "chocolate eggs" that bunnies "lay."

Strategy for tonight is go hog wild and eat all the food.

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Okay, that's just offensive. 1/10

@HarryHardy decided to turn himself into a mortal and then punch Karnage in the face. It did not go well.

That wouldn't go down well with the public though.

I can already guess from his name. (He was obviously a super-powered toddler.)

In the beginning of time, there was not any life. Instead there was Chaos. She felt inclined towards fire and revenge, but alas! There was no one except Order. He ...

Honestly, I think the government is going to end all rudeness. But it doesn't mean we shouldn't fart. We do have gas. Luke, together we could rule the ____, as ...

Banned for posting even more too much on randomosity

Okay, my number is Omega then.

You're not supposed to double post. But yeah. DARK CHOCOLATE RULES SUPREME!!!!

In 2050 you don't need to tell. Disney will buy all the remaining studios and all movies will be Disney. No, because there are laws against monopolies. Anyway, you know ...