Okuro

(the old lady.) You peed on an electric fence.

Learn a dead language for two reasons. One, I hate being in front of crowds and two, I can insult people in a happy tone and they will think I ...

Banned for banning everyone.

pop

He smelled like spoiled milk.

I joined the military and leave in January.

What

You were struck by lightning.

DeadmanWonderland

Banned for no reason at all.

Nope. I only like cats from a distance. TUBM watched Catching Fire.

For never reviewing MY stuff.

For thinking I'm jealous of your wig.

For having too much hair.

Zoro