I am a short story writer from the eastern US. I've writing (officially) for about three years now, and I'm the one who roped momonster into this site, so you're welcome for that.
“Such nonsense!" declared Dr Greysteel. "Whoever heard of cats doing anything useful!"
"Except for staring at one in a supercilious manner," said Strange. "That has a sort of moral usefulness, I suppose, in making one feel uncomfortable and encouraging sober reflection upon one's imperfections.” — Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell