Pompadour

I managed to scare even Cleverbot. Bahahaha. :mrgreen: User: The world hates me. Cleverbot: Why does the world hate you? User: I don't know. Aren't you supposed to tell me ...

Corpsie (Wait, what?)

CONGRATULATIONS BASIL!! :D

be sufficient in this case, and it was the perfect weapon to...

Banned because spinal fluid flows in our ... er ... spines!

Found this on Tumblr. XD

Ahaha. This looks like fun! I raised my eyes to the fdjhkjs scaffolding of the red pififgnsb tower. I breathed in, then breathed out. The world was withering as I ...

What's the Martian's definition of "fat"?

cartwheeled into a ball of flame, so you decided...

Fortunately, the pigeons are still alive. As is the poop.

Bahamas. Hawaii is overrated. WYR be able to fly into an elipsoid planet of gas and barnacle-bananas or swim into the depths of the potato-luncheon-savanna?

Banned because if all matter tastes amazing, then that would mean that we matter and are therefore amazing as well. Eh, puns.

"BananaNANANANANANANANA SPLIT!" What shouldn't you say to a catatonic mushroom?

"Well. You're busted, little roun' man." What shouldn't you say to a gorilla with pancakes for hands?

Banned because gray matter actually tastes better than white matter.