Pompadour

I'd insult you, but the mere fabric of your inexperienced cranium wouldn't comprehend the fact that this is a veiled insult that I won't bother composing since, well, you just ...

I'd rather stand, because if you sit around you'd get bored and you never said we couldn't walk around. Would you rather be a character in your favourite book or ...

I'm 5'4" actually, and I want to be taller because I hate it when people have to look down at me. You got the dark hair right. xD But the ...

Er, how on earth would a homeless guy know the meaning of that acronym?

Nice santa hat. It balances the sharp-toothed...ness.

You know you're a nerd when you start blabbering on about the boomerang nebula to a bunch of unlucky eighth-graders who just happened to be standing there and who've probably ...

His cat turned into a monkey that had a kitten that befriended a mutant rat.

Don't you think pizza is actually an acronym for Pathetically innovative zesty zebra anchovies or something?

Nice Phineas and Ferb reference. It was a Phineas and Ferb reference, right?

Unfortunately, everyone at the hospital has turned into teenage mutant ninja turtles.

how very original of you

Unfortunately, the nacho has returned and has drenched your favourite t-shirt in cheese.

Nice complimenting skills.

WeeIrishWerewolf

enoughwiththepinkosity