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  • Poetry » Humor, Other Re: My Favorite Fuzzy Sweater

    I was sad and depressed, but not any longer This sweater rids me of my woes. I have never known anyone describe so accurately what it feels like to be ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Poetry » Narrative, Humor Re: The Cockroach Encounter

    Not. What. I. Expected. This part was my favourite: 'Days passed, but the loner insect lay there still, Gosh! At night, this gave me frightening chills. Owing to my species’ ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Horror, Humor Re: Inside the Cookie Jar

    Me again. XD Personally, I would have started with this: 'The Cookie Jar was just a regular jar, you couldn't see inside it. It was a shade of red that ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Poetry » Realistic, Humor Re: 'End of Year' Poem

    Merry Christmas to all, try not to die Have a safe and happy holiday My message to you; live life to the fullest every single day. I was about to ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Poetry » Dramatic, Lyrical Re: Sin Again

    Ok, so I can see why this got a language warning. Lulz. I guess everyone can be expressive in their own way and I do approve of such language in ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Poetry » Dramatic, General Re: Itna-tsirhc

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. XD I read the words backwards and I understand the meaning of the title now. XD Lulz. And I also really like it. Righto then: line by line analysis. ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Poetry » Dramatic, Humor Re: Lust's Boredom

    I would say indecision is a major theme of this work: 'Tailored by religion. No! Not religion' And it's very satirical which I like. :) -thumbs up- 'Ending: If you ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Novel / Chapter » Fantasy, Action / Adventure Re: Fantasticas: The Boy And His Staff (CHAPTER 2)

    Hello. XD For a follow up to the first chapter, this is a really strong work. I am impressed. As always: -good description -good characterisation -good pacing. For example: '"What's ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Fantasy, Humor Re: Mating Tears

    Hey... The names were kind of hard to swallow at first here, but apart from that, I got used to the fairly quickly. Content wise, I couldn't really see the ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Action / Adventure, Humor Re: The After Hour Special

    '12 hours before' - When you put something like that and the reader has no idea what is going on and it is both a little annoying and a lot ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Humor, Satire Re: Government.

    9/11 is an inside job. - A HOOK. The definition of a hook. Hey. XD You have been reviewing me, so now I return the favour. I loved this. The ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Humor, Teen Fiction Re: Taco Surprise

    HELLO! XD Ok. Three essays a week sounds totally insane. XD Lulz. I am not going to tear into this, but I think it is important to note that the ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Literature, Humor Re: Writer in the kitchen

    Hello. The title was the hook. However, I wasn't expecting the work to be quite this long. And I will be honest, it kind of annoyed me and dragged a ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Humor, Other Re: The Wanted Chocolate Bar - In the Extreme

    Ok. This work seems a little bit rushed for some reason. Especially when you finish reading and it just says: The End! XD Ummm... you have this HUGE chunk of ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » General, Humor Re: The Sneeze

    Hey! 1. Great title. I say this about most of the works I review, but then again, it's the title that draws me to the work in the first place. ...

    Jan 17, 2014


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