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Okay. Gannon fixed it! All you, worship him.

I think that's because of the move... I'll fix it soon!

I agree with smaur's third tip. I have a couple of people to harass me write my novel. I've worked on it for five years, not really getting very far, ...

Ah, the Ditzy Critique. Every time I get one of those, I die a bit inside. I just eat kittens. More protein, in any case...

Well... it just depends how flavorful the novel is. If it's already quite flavorable enough, then you don't need to go overboard. Sometimes they don't need to be described. It ...

But... cliches can be good! Hehe... but that's for another rant. Character names ARE important. I think that the name "Beth" is one of the simplest names around and I ...

Oh dear, hehe. I have another story in the planning stages that's going to be this complicated. XD First of all, do you have to do this in first person? ...

How about keeping dialogue in character during soppy scenes? Any tips? My dear, that is a completely different rant and varies from character to character. Some can have soppy scenes, ...

1. I slash someone's throat with a sharp knife. a. How difficult will this be? b. Will blood get on the person doing so? It depends on what position the ...

We're not more clever. We're just... um... a lot more boastful and arrogant. XD No, but nice to see you around! I'm sure you'll have fun. :)

Hehe, that wasn't that bad. Try varying the perspective for additional fun. I want to know what the Empress of all is thinking when she's doing that. ;)

Gah! There's only going to be ten of these? *whimpers*

Not necessarily. Just like a gentle nudge that, hey, this isn't the soppiest story alive. And a touch of really light sarcasm seems to do the trick.

So basically? This is emotionless. XD