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Laundry Laundry piles up Dreaming for that human touch When cleaned and folded.

Toy Store Beware of taking a kid into a toy store! For they’ll look around and want more, more, more! That dinosaur with that toothy grin, That bear that likes ...

I have been writing. Honest. >.> Still not quite caught up, but oh well. Acrostic My world was different without you, Adequate only in its form and function Though I ...

Bedtime Bed time never comes Fast enough for tired moms — Can I go to sleep?

I don't agree with the youth pastor. You may not have lost a home through a fire, but you can still show compassion to the victims of the house fire ...

This probably sounds mean, but if I pick up a published book and browse through it and it looks like the author has basically smashed his fist in the keyboard ...

My Irish ancestors came to America out west to mine for precious minerals. They spoke English. When my great-grandmother (who has French-Canadian roots) was living in the early 1900s (she ...

Moo! Moo! Moo! “Moo! Moo! Moo!” I said to the cow. He only stared at me with a scowl. He chewed on his cud. Said, “I speak English, Bud.” And ...

Designer Purse Don’t give me a designer purse: Those are the worst of the worst. They’re big! Gigantic! And they’ll fit Anything that you put in it. Your wallet which ...

Ode to Flour Taste it: the dry white powder is Bland, boring — it’ll choke you up If you can even stomach it. And yet, pair it up with simple ...

I blame this on my husband. :P Seussian Love We can talk about love Or we can talk about snuvs! (We can talk a long time about snuvs and their ...

What is this witchcraft?!

God Give Me Grace Well, he said, with a sad smile on his face, That, with my tears in my eyes, looked woefully misplaced, You can make a tally and ...

Remember: When it’s time for your toddler to go to bed And she screams and cries as you march ahead, And yells so loud her face is blue, And crashes ...

To My True Love Truer love has never been known From my love, my spicy burrito, Wrapped up in a blanket of plain tortilla And paired with a virgin margarita. ...