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...could it be? A piece of writing with no horrendous spelling errors, correct punctuation, and an interesting character being described in an interesting way? Have I died and gone to ...

Or hot-doggin' craziness... Wait, that sounds weird. YAY! My bloggie was mentioned! This is one of your most random stories/poems/whatevers yet. You should feel immensely proud of yourself.

I wanna change mine to stinkyfeet3227991! ...or not. I'm going to be so confused. :?

She was drowning in purple. Purple was everywhere, in the carpet, in the curtains, on the walls, mixed in a cheery fashion. The only thing that wasn’t purple was the ...

duh The Beatles how could I forget?! I wondered about that too... ;)

I found an ad about "improving your paper" but it sounds like a place where you can plagiarize papers... :?

The Beatles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, we're going old school, aren't we? ;) The only thing that really bugs me is this part: “Oh my God, our parents our psychotic!” I told my best friend ...

Hehe! This only means one thing... I might become a poet yet! :D

there is "barked" *shudders* Yes, you're quite right.

I missed ya. ;)

I think my brain just died, Though I thought it would go with a pop. Or maybe a huge explosion That would rock the entire Earth! Earthquakes would start Followed ...

I don't know... Compared to Sylvia Plath's Daddy (warning: the poem has strong language) this poem doesn't really seem too strong. You rely too much on clichés (i.e.: "Anger rages ...

The opening isn't quite that strong. The postal workers know you by name, And the seat-stealers at church cringe at the sight of you. The seat-stealers line just sounds too ...

...oooh... I want to fence. Anyway, I'm part of the organization which is planning to defeat Big Brother and Oceania, so if you want to rebel... Nah, just kidding. Welcome!