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100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access. So true... :shock:

And then... my magical power reveals itself! I can make red pens come out of my nose. "Pretty good!" I said, giving him a piggish grin. Now... red pens. I ...

"Oof!" Being a pig is such a nuisance. It means everyone gets to fall on you. I hide from Qi. Being squashed by super big boots is just NOT my ...

The question would be more like where did I not see the religious allegory! :shock: *grits teeth* Okay, I am about to sound insane, but you asked, so bear with ...

9/10 Oddly true, in a scary way.

Actually, this thread seems to be proving his point. XD

Me! Me! Pick me! But... be more specific. Ecology and mineralogy are completely different. I can help you with the latter, but not the former. So this post isn't in ...

"Oof! My hoof!"

Hehe! For band practice, we were playing Christmas songs. Before we started, one of the band directors asked the Jewish people to raise their hands. They did, and it was ...

I grunted and trotted up to Ari. "Nice dress."

I thought it said tyre. I was really confused, lol. And my grandpa said it magic?

Yeah. :) Her name is Penelope. It's funny... I wrote a poem abut her, and no one understood that it was for my dog instead of my lover. XD

Whatever happened to Sgt. Salt??? :shock:

My dad, believe or not, is an excellent diplomat. When I was very small, he said to me, "Never talk about sex, politics, or religion if you want to get ...

It depends. What is a mojo? Ahh... don't you love hanging around us Americans? ;)