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And it's so true!

10/10 So true...

IT'S A JOKE!

Good looking? He needs to meet my Italian side of my family and get a little fatter. :P

You can be part of my harem! And it won't be "bad" because I'm also a 40 year old man!

The careers I am looking at (think: medicine) all require good writers. Soooooo... I shall be a professional writer whether I want to or not! Soon you'll be reading my ...

A parody of a Christmas song: It's the most wonderful time of the yeeeaaaaaar! All our essays are due And our finals are soon And there's abject feeeaaaaaar! Oh! It's ...

Reading science magazines. Or listening to scientific discoveries on the radio. Or doing calculus homework. :) Or! Critiquing. Yes, you know my secret.

Grif... take a deep breath. I'm excited too! The stories were wonderful. I just hope they don't cut out the "religious" parts of the film. And Aslan better be just ...

His next sequel will be "Due South-North...WTF???? DID I JUST GET LOST???"

Whatever source I used to learn how to draw breasts must have done them large, because I can't seem to get them right at a normal size. I'm trying, though, ...

You killed my pig and my website! *cries*

^ 8/10 - 2/5 for bad grammar. So... 4/10 *hint*haven't*hint*

Then a gryphon landed on his bedpost.