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Okay... this is getting ridiculous. Mills is STALKING ME. Me? Why me? Because I'm so wonderful? Because I'm a feminist? Because I'm a socialist? (A Berkeley professor, Carlos Munoz seems ...

*William Cooper* Perhaps it was stupid, but I was nervous. I straightened out my jacket carefully and looked around at the pirates, only wrinkle the jacket back up. They did ...

Yeah? Well what would you do if a guy said to you, "My heart beat for you." This would be better: "Everytime I gaze upon your face, I not only ...

*plays with beard* Interesting...

First of all, your first sentence has too many negatives. :P Second of all, many Christian religions do believe that miracles happen today.

It's very... open-minded. Why can't we talk about New Orleans? It's my favorite state! I guess open-minded and a good education don't go together where you live? To assume that ...

I would blink at a guy who said to this to me. It's bad grammar. Look at the sentence... "Every time I look into your eyes, for every time I ...

Smiling is for wimps. But you look so cute when you smile!

Oh, come on, does it have to be about America? Why can't we talk about New Orleans? It's my favorite state!

Yes... that's why I watch classic movies! *keffkeff*TCM*keffkeff* Anyway, film effects will come and go. What finally makes a film a classic is the blending of all elements together. I ...

Pretty cool. Interesting sketch of what happened during a lightning storm (don't you just love them?). It's not really a story, mind you, but it doesn't need to be a ...

LOL, it looks like you don't belong in Iowa, Qi. I think you would be much more comfortable where I live. It's very... open-minded. But I suppose you can take ...

Oh, it's not mine. It's a skit. You act out different moods. Sometimes it's a comedy, sometimes it's a drama, depending how you act it out. So... I thought it ...

Er... one comment. This doesn't seem to fit in: "from your eyes; beautiful blues" I think it's because the word "blues" sounds kind of awkward on the end. Otherwise, I ...

Introduction: World's Worse Writer When I was a little girl, only about five years old, I wanted to be an artist. My drawings were terrible and my paintings were worse, ...