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LOL! This was funny! I think the last line seemed a little bit out of place (since it didn't rhyme or anything) but I totally agree with the poem. I ...

Okay! The beginning of this sounded like a crappy romance novel, lol. I shall demonstrate! He looked hard, and dangerous but his eyes and hands were soft. He looked hard? ...

Why do you think you have it?

I love you!

See?! I told you I would be back! ;D Just... um... after finals and all that crap, lol. Anyway! I purposefully took a step forward and positioned myself in from ...

I actually really liked the pacing, lol. And YES. You have put this off for far too long! :D The entire group writhed and burbled so that Tua was nearly ...

“And so what happened then?” Lomones said sarcastically, his body shaking in rage. “Did you eat her for your meal, or did you let her die? You beast! She was ...

I read a short story by Tolstoy that was divided into chapters! Well... actually, probably it would be called a novella in this day and age, but they considered it ...

who needs grammar

Er, just a quick comment here... you said that you were called a "basted." However, basted is a verb that you would use to describe juicing up a turkey. The ...

Well, you can't earn reviews that way! So, it all balances out in the end. :) Just make sure to be polite to your reviewers! That's the key thing.

Also! You should do a graduating pig! :D

Um. I got a minus score for something that I wrote up for school that I thought was really clear and easy to understand? Flesch-Kincaid Grade level: 26. Flesch-Kincaid Reading ...

Please don't copy articles off of Wikipedia and post them as your own.

Oooh, I like this! Remember to put "Edited by Nathaniel Lee Caldwell" on it!