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Sooooooo funny. Owls mowing grass. This guy thinks that resources are unlimited? You gotta be kidding me! Just the materials for the energy system would be highly scarce! Also, his ...

Also...I see what you said others are writing about, and I'm kind of out of ideas. Nothing really grand has happened to me, and I haven't really been able to ...

Um... to add to the frivolity and make it more ironic and such, you might want to poke a little bit at the other side. I am thinking about Jonathon ...

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This is creative nonfiction, not a college application essay. This essay makes you sound like a little girl. However, when they admit you you will be a woman. You want ...

5-10 minutes, generally. Unless it's for school, and then I'll generally take longer.

Well! This was interesting! Definitely not a college application... it would get rejected by most schools (translation: DON'T SEND IT IN), but it was certainly interesting as far as literature ...

I have no idea how to do accents so... um... youtube!

Write TONS of plot twists in a typical cliched story. So, for example, a quiet fantasy quest? Ha! Then, just add twist after twist after twist! Don't outline what you're ...

I present to you... this video! SO CUTE, OMG. Plus, snow + pandas? How much more awesome can you get?! And welcome! If you need any help, feel free to ...

Haha, this was five types of awesome! Loved the flow, the rhyming was awesome, and the idea was stellar. So, basically, awesome work! If you want to make this poem ...

Haha! I love it! :D One thing that I would kind of like... what kind of person is he? I'm guessing he is a musician snob... because hey! Musician snobs ...

I already deleted it for you, actually. Next time, you can PM a mod and we'll get rid of it for you! :D

Hi J.R.S.! Yes, it's sappy, but who doesn't love a sappy poem? Look at this: Forever and Always, what does it mean to me? It means just that, that I ...