Snoink

Oooooh boy! It would figure she would stab him in the heart -- literally! XD Anyway, first of all, I deleted your previous review since it was spam and... yeah. ...

Hey Eli! Now that you ended with her going, "Woe is me, my life is over, DAGGERPLUNGEHEARTSQUIRT" it sounds even hokier! Remember that storytelling is all about the tease. When ...

Dramatic, impacting stuff is always the best. So yay! You seem to have an excellent taste in things -- I'm sure you'll be just find. :)

Hey Eli! The backstory seems a little bit contrived and not well-thought out. Like, is there any reason for the pirates and stuff? If you changed around some the details, ...

Pigs! But I have no math teacher, so I would probably go with that. Would you rather go to a prestigious university and have to take out $160,000 in loans ...

PMing is the best way! Admins are in red.

Um...sorry, I feel stupid for not being able to work it out...but how do you change your username?? Thanks You can't actually change your username! You would have to ask ...

Hey Jigs! I read this all the way through and thought it was very interesting! Not sure why it hasn't gotten any comments, but whatever. I blame the lazy folk ...

But does a baby gain its soul at the moment it's delivered from the womb? Does it suddenly become a thinking, conscious organism at that millisecond when it pops its ...

Stars are actually important symbolism for Christians... the Star of Bethlehem, for one, is rather important in the Nativity story! Anyway, basically, the main idea is that we have to ...

I gave him the nickname of Dung Beetle because he annoyed me. XD

Psh, you've only been here for less than two years. A little more than 1.5? That's nothing. :P

Typo! Dawn is when the desert holds it's breath,

Hey Kiwi! :D There are a couple of things I don't understand! 1. Exchange programs are expensive! Why would the parents bother? Wouldn't they consider sending him somewhere closer to ...

Name: Snoinkers the Third Species: Hampshire Age: 1.5 Gender: Female Appearance: Personality Strengths: Has a strong stomach. Personality Weaknesses: Bad at drawing. ...also, a micromanager. And incre