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Hahaha, that's an awesome boat! But you need more focus! We can the background better than the actual boat! :o Maybe you can take the picture of the boat from ...

Hey Fairy! This was lovely! I loved, loved, loved the shape that you did! It kind of reminded me of this one Christmas tree poem... and this wheelbarrow poem... and ...

Hey Esther! You've listened to the song, so you know what it sounds like, but we changed the lyrics to smooth it out and get rid of the awkward lines ...

Teehee, this is fun!

Let yourself write crap. Yes, it'll be awful. But writing crap is the first step to writing anything good.

Hey Cherry! I would describe the "they" that you introduce in the very first sentence, just because I can't really imagine the cross through the desert. Also, I can't really ...

It's probably a synthetic glass crystal! I would dark the over-exposed patch right above the crystal. Right now, it seems a bit... white and it doesn't really have neat contrast, ...

Eek, I wish this had a happy ending! Not that you can actually help it, seeing that this is nonfiction, but whatever. My over-idealistic side of me wants it to ...

Hey Mike! Try formatting it like this: Aaron is walking down fifty-third street where he saw someone at a garage sale giving away mysterious objects. He saw one thing that ...

Snake! Would you rather kiss a dog or a cat?

Hey VioletJune! Haha... sleep dialing. I don't do that, but I do do a lot of sleep-deprived dialing! It makes for strange conversations. Anyway, higher education? Are they in college, ...

Control Room: ALARM SOUNDS. "The door's locked and we have twenty seconds to defuse this bomb, MacGruber!" "The name's not MacGruber... it's Snoink. Give me that tape." "No! This bomb, ...

Yay! This makes me happy.

I'll move this to novels, pre-emptively. ;)

This contains the names and titles of the scholarly papers that are currently out about the possible existence of vampires, plus a brief synopsis of each paper. Enjoy!