Snoink

...then they forced Sgt. Salt to come into the story and threw her over their shoulder. "OW!" cried Sgt. Salt, landing into a...

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"PIZZA!" cried Snoink. "I LIKE PIZZA." Snoink stumbled towards the promise of pepperoni, but Grif did as well. They smashed and ricocheted from each other, Snoink landing into a swimming ...

They were in the clouds! The Who was with them-- they were singing, "I Can See For Miles." And indeed, both Grif and Snoink could see for miles. They looked ...

"WAIT! STOP!" Snoink and Grif turned to look at the storybook moderator who was panting furiously. "What do you want, mortal?" said Grif coldly. "Yes, what do you want, foolish ...

...the roof! Of course, it was the Beatles who were performing the rooftop concert. They looked at Grif and fumed, furious. "Attack, lads!" John called out! They used their super ...

...clock tower! Yes, Snoink had managed to toss Grif all the way to London, England, never mind that they were in California. Again, she laughed an evil laugh and Grif ...

...and it missed! Kaboom went a grain factory! Except grain is really explosive, so it was really: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, TONY!" she snarled.

Snoink laughed manically. "YOU FOOL!" she said, "I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE. NOW I HAVE THE POWERS OF THE SWINE!" And indeed, she looked like a ...

"I WILL NOT GIVE YOU THE SALT," said Snoink in her demonic voice, "FOR I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU AND THUS I NEED MORE SALT SO I CAN USE ...

I like the first logo a bit better, but only because it is less clashing and distracting than the other one. Plus, it looks good on the back of books. ...

Er... sorry. Just saw the request for the cast of characters! The cast of characters was this: NATE --Nate JENNAFINA --Jenna TEAGUE --Teague JUNIPER --Juniper SNOINK --Snoink --Darkheart --Announcer V

Um... it's CNN. What did you expect? :P

XD I totally didn't notice that it was in lyrics. Moved!