Snoink

Haha! I started writing when I was 11 too, though I'm sure you're a better writer than I was when I was sixteen. I slightly stunk in several different levels. ...

Ha! No, your genres sound completely awesome. or at least I like those sorts of genres anyway. I shall have to check your works out! :D And... what exactly is ...

Snoink: Let's see... ... ... I've been sitting here for fifteen minutes and all I can think about is cats... XD LAME. :P But we still love you anyway! Also, ...

Yo, V-Man. I knew you couldn't resist us for long. ;) Anyway, join the fun: The Completely [s]Evil[/s] Awesome Plan . :)

Haha, yes, definitely an interesting style! I like how it repeats.... well, the tick tocks sort of annoy me, but only because I've been dealing with certain mathematical problems where ...

Everything that I told you is a lie This relationship dies. When you get to this point, the relationship's already dead. Has been for a while. Trust is essential for ...

The first strike knocks me down. I choke, tasting blood as it froths in my mouth-- even the clouds blur together, shuddering as another blow comes and rattles my bones; ...

Oy... this poem sounds eerily similar. It is reminiscent of my early poems where I thought style was more important than content and that poetry was meant to be confusing, ...

Haha, meaning or not, you wrote it anyway. ^^ The last line of every stanza is kind of cliched and lame. It would be awesome if you could use these ...

First! Read this: It's a story, but it's an excellent one and it contains quite a lot of poetry. Consider the lines: “I shall now select my Empress!” he said, ...

Haha, we love bumps! :D Okay, so I mostly have questions. Why exactly do you use hands exclusively? I know that a previous reviewer analyzed it, but I think it ...

Oh, nice! ^_^ Just a couple of things: the cadillac can no longer steer it it goes into the river The styling seems a bit too typical here. I like ...

And it is known! :D But, are you really new anymore once you declare that you are new? It's slightly old news now, right? Or let's not overthink this. XD ...

Snoink: No, unfortunetly I'm not that crazy guy from The Prisoner. But, I am a genetically altered llama in disguise! 8) *shifty eyes* Even better! Now, make a haiku off ...

You guys are insane. :P