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Where's Pat Buchanan???

My siblings and YWS. The rest of the people I know rarely know I am a writer. O_o

Opening credits: Hit 'Em High - B-Real, Busta Rhymes, Coolio ...and yes, that is from the Space Jam soundtrack. XD First Date: "Track 16" from Cowboy Bepop soundtrack I am... ...

*Moved to Other Fiction*

*dies a little death* You... better not kill it. Taer, that is. *flails*

Eep. I hate rewriting a story. If the very idea of the story makes you hate yourself, don't rewrite it... or at least, don't rewrite it yet. But... I know ...

My earliest teachers hated the word "pretty" and "nice." Therefore, I used them an obscene amount for FREAK. XD The word "ejaculated" should never be used to indicate dialogue. Ever.

*glomples*

I have no idea what DA is about, but I can say this! Submit the good stuff here! Because we LOVE good stories and poems. ;) And we're courteous and ...

Wecome back! :D

10/10 because I can look at that avvie for HOURS. SO CUTE!

I thought his nose looked like a duckbill too. It is kind of weird! Maybe he's Pinnochio? Anyway, this was nicely done but... two questions. Why is it named GOOGLE? ...

I didn't comment on this? I thought I had! Anyway, this was kind of amazing! I love how busy it is and everything. The only thing I might suggest is ...

My favorite stanza of this was this one: and since when did you get so amazing with your thighs around my neck darling, you're putting too much lip marks on ...

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