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Hungry for something such as food? Yes. Ravenously hungry, actually. I cannot express how much you begin to want a cheeseburger, coated in saturated fat and juicy cheese when you ...

Name's Shea. And as far as I'm concerned, I'm retired. I don't do quests anymore. -- Shea I'm not quite sure... -- the freak Do you have any animal companions ...

*moves to writing tips* How about a script about some mishaps in school? That's always fun! :D

Well... it's not really that deep. I walk two beagles regularly, and they're really cute but they REALLY hate water. So once, when I walked them in the rain, they ...

Oh come on... we can vote! That's special... now we get to be responsible for the corrupt guys in government! :D

I live in Australia and have just finished high school. Will being going to university next year to do a Creative Writing course. I only decided that I wanted to ...

(OOC: Hahah... um... had too much fun with this post? Sorry Fand! XD Grif is taking bets on how soon I'm going to die for this post, haha...) *Ursa, aka ...

Granted, but you're so patient you don't do anything. I wish I won't find so many mouseturds...

Granted, but now you're alone. So very alone. I wish that rodent died a horrible death without touching me!

They scurry beneath the wooden roof their fat bodies glistening with diamonds as they shiver together, their eyes closed, dreaming of Warmth and Sunlight. They have forgotten what their wolfish ...

Yay! Happy birthday! One day closer to death... how does it make you feel? :D

Haha... I don't count pages because font sizes vary. So I do words instead. My word count for chapters runs from 1500-2500. I don't like prologues though -- I'll skip ...

First of all, "ment" should be "meant." Just a little spelling thing, that's all. ;) This seems like you're trying to hard for the rhyme and not enough for the ...

What a creative story! I mean, aliens and wedding cakes? Awesome! The title is very catchy too and the mere subject was so original that it kept me reading throughout. ...