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AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away and whimpers* I mean... um... German shepherds rock!

I would probably find myself so sexy, that I would try to masturbate... But, of course, that attempt would probably fail, so then I'll probably wake up in a hospital. ...

Yes! That is the whole point of writing. Expand your boundaries. :)

For Daddy, by Ari [awwwwwwwwww...] Snowbirds, by yoha_ahoy [jumps around with a bird book in hand]

First the worst, second the best! ;)

^ I'm in Hell

:) YAY! I'm on Chapter 10 of my story FREAK. And... that chapter sucks, lol! Oh well... editing is good.

If you're having trouble with writing critiques, then I have tutored some members on it, and I would be more than happy to help. I've also written this thread: It ...

Zelithon 6 results Snoink 872 results :P Still win!

"Predator" and "The Blob."

*blinks wearily* I think I'm back. Oh well... at least I can think again. :P

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access. So true... :shock:

Actually, this thread seems to be proving his point. XD

Hehe! For band practice, we were playing Christmas songs. Before we started, one of the band directors asked the Jewish people to raise their hands. They did, and it was ...

Yeah. :) Her name is Penelope. It's funny... I wrote a poem abut her, and no one understood that it was for my dog instead of my lover. XD