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Apparently, I'm not the only one who is tortured by this question! Anyone want to do a fanfic?

Alas! No drugs allowed. But the toast and crackers was good advice! My dinner consisted of raisin English muffins. I suppose that's good! Normally, I'll take a spoonful of baking ...

I saw this and thought it was interesting in several different ways! [From here ] I've had a couple of girls ask me out before, but I had to turn ...

Hahah! I remember when you went to NYC, and Nate gave me temporary admin status for a day, and I was absolutely TERRIFIED. I basically spent my whole day refreshing ...

In other news, if you want @Nate to respond promptly to anything, just bring up Asimov's name. XD

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone even though they are cowering in a bog of disgusting, horrid, ...

The Bane lady's demise is in gory corn flakes.

No, seriously. I can taste bile in my mouth, and I am pretty sure my stomach is trying to destroy itself. With this said! What is your favorite home remedy ...

Eh. It's misogynistic in some ways because it kind of derides people who can do things that Lily Allen can't, or who look like people that aren't Lily Allen. I ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YWS. I would have baked you a cake, however my insides have decided to that the only thing I can eat is crackers and peanut butter, AND I ...

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone even though they are cowering in a bog

Not my music, technically, but... uh... this is me singing a song that was played at my wedding!

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug someone smelly

The best way to kiss a cow is with a yellow pair of glasses that sparkle. I'd hug

HI.