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Daniel? -- the freak I'm not an object! -- Daniel Prove it. -- Sadie's father How can you prove something like that? -- Daniel Well, perhaps you're the object of ...

It depends whether it's for fun or not. -- the freak Not far, I'm afraid. -- Claude Hahaha... the understatement of the year! What do people think of your accent, ...

How did he pick me up? -- Sadie's father Do you have any allergies?

Yes. -- the freak Hahaha... and she's giving a wistful sigh too, lol. What was the sickest you've ever been?

I would tear out his arms. - Sadie's father What hurts your spirit?

It's not a matter of wishing anymore, fortunately. -- Daniel What was the farthest distance you traveled?

I don't know. I've never tasted myself. Wouldn't that be cannibalism? -- Daniel There are other ways of finding out how you taste. -- Sadie's father Er... let's not go ...

One hundred bottles of beer on the wall... -- Sadie Yeah... she's screwed up. But! Not just wrestling! MUD-wrestling! *flails* What childhood songs do you remember from your youth?

Yeah. But it's usually not my fault though! -- Daniel Would you ever go to a nudist colony for recreational purposes? If not, then what for?

Very old, I think. I'm twenty-two. - the freak And I'm very young at thirty-seven! -- Daniel Would you ever consider canabalism, if the conditions were extreme?

Me? Never. But that's why Daniel is truly a magnificent species. See this thick head of hair? Underneath this scalp is a brain that has never been used. No thoughts ...

By hand. I don't trust machines. Especially machines who claim to be humans. -- Sadie's father Oh, he'll never get over it, I think. It's one of those things that ...

Er... wouldn't it be easier defining what "right" is first so then we can say everything else is wrong? Or does that make too much sense? -- Daniel YAY! He's ...

Left-handed means that you use your left hand. As for right? We're still trying to figure that out. -- Sadie's father Hahaha... he can't be avoided. What is right?

Of course. -- the freak Depends whether he was dressed or not. -- Sadie's father Ooh... you meanie, bringing up hands again! Poor Danny-Boy... but he's avoiding this question. Instead... ...