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Aw, come on. Post count is what I'm concerned with. ;) Though I suppose I should have been doing it more in the literary forums... *sucks*

CHOCOLATE!!! Er... hi. Welcome. And stuff! Yay! Writing!

Well... that's why we take the cats to the barbershop before! Scissors are quite a blessing. :)

Fortunately, we have this which is almost twice as good! :D

Lots of protein, but low fat! It's exceedingly healthy. :)

Yay! So that means that your work has to be flawless! ...or not. ;) Anyway, see ya around! :D

Yay! Different styles and genres are good for you, just like eating kittens! :D And bwhaha... there's some very evil grammarians here, so be afraid! :o

Is the featured works ever going to show up again?

Us? Savage? *coughs guiltily* Welcome!

Welcome, Jacko! And write whatever you feel like. We'll tell you whether it's good or not. ;)

Hehehe... methinks Wiggy has a crush on you. XD I'm Snoink. Um... welcome! We'll do our best to encourage you. And stuff! :)

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Hahah... I dare! HI!

Haha... I have a harem on this site! So don't worry... you can love everyone still. ;) Yeah. We're weird. WELCOME!

...I think it's a love/hate relationship. Why does Sudoku have to be so easy now??? *sobs*