I mostly write short stories, rare bits of horrendous fifth-grade-quality poetry, and a chapter or two. Don't worry, I tend to be extremely easy to evade.
What is a poet? An unhappy person who hides deep anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so formed that when the sigh and cry pass through them, it sounds like lovely music. — Søren Kierkegaard, Philosopher & Theologian