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*declares war on Reichieru*

*starts WWIV* What? All the cool kids are starting world wars! I just wanted to fit in...

It was running on UKTV G2 recently. I caught the last series and a half (which is what prompted me to buy the DVD's).

I'm currently waiting in anticipation for my copy of the Red Dwarf Series 2 DVD to appear in the post (I also recently bought Series 1 and watched it till ...

Beautifully random. Boy 3 deserves to win an award. On the flip side, '[Person showers. Other walks up. Squirts shampoo into eyes. Weeping person nodding.]' Is slightly confusing. I had ...

:smt065 Yes!... Fencing smilie! ^_^ I suppose there's no way to invert them, so to speak, so that they can fence eachother? If you have a GIF animation program, you ...

I'd do a terrible. I'd get drunk and hit on the heads of state. Don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-royal. But like I (and you) said - all she ...

The Queen is just something we drag out to impress the other countires. She doesn't actually do anything.

No I don't read tabloids. Yes, it violates celebrities' privacy - indeed, many celebrities dislike the constant attention they recieve from photographers. Their private lives - relationships, religion

It varies from magazine to magazine. Check their websites for info. Here's a good site which lists magazines that publish short stories: Make sure you check out the magazine's website ...

Some of this is okay. However, I recommend you don't act like you've just OD on speed. Insulting people is fine (you can't be a nice stand up comidian - ...

I remember yah mostly from the debate forum. Welcome back :).

Young authors are all the craze right now. Although 15 may be a little young.

Hah hah, now that is far better humour. And the artwork is quite good (especially blondy).

Not have I considered it, but I intend to be published. However, before you can be published by a mainstream publisher, you need a literary agent. However, if you wish ...