Teeeeo.

Scream at you for asking this question for the umpteen-millionth time!!!! How would you chew off your leg if you had to?

Whoa... I knowed some of this stuff... I know you told me not to read this, but... I was curious... I never should have... :SOBS: :SOBS: :SOBS: Hey! I didn't ...

I'd spit on you. What would you do if you were attacked by a coffee bean???

"HOLY S*** WHAT THE H*** HOW THE F*** DOES THIS HAPPEN!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?" What would you say if you woke up in the body of a person of the opposite gender???

Run into a wall... :P What would you say if your parents said they were having nonuplets? (Nine babies)

I'd gnaw off my leg (or whatever it was holding on to... :P) What would you say if a pickle jumped off a building and you saw it on the ...

Here's another comedic poem that takes a nice subject and twists it until it makes absolutely no sense... The Way of the Samurai The blade is heavy The edge is ...

Ya know, no one but the people I told to review have reviewed... WAHHH!!!!!! Ok, im over it... :P Here ya go!!!

I was bored when I wrote this, so don't get all huffy that this ain't the best... Pickles I opened the jar And to my surprise Out jumped a green ...

I think if we elected a crab/lobster, Michael Moore (the director of Fahrenheit 9/11) would eat him... he isn't as fat now that he got a makeover...

I first saw this movie on MuggleNet... Maybe it'll work there? I don't know... But they just have one PotterPuppet pals link, but you get to click on Harry or ...

WHOA! This is funny! I don't know how you thought of this... You don't seem this smart in school! :P Oh! And BTW... MOO!!!

Why is this in the Non-Fiction section???... This is better than mine (Duh... I never turned it in :P) It is very informing... I think... Well, I don't like this ...

WOW! You posted this too? You like posting school stuffs doncha? Anywho... I LOVE this play! It was so funny! (I played James in the practice performence :P :P) I ...

Oi! I can't believe you posted this on here! At least you put my name into it giving me some credit (I think...) (YAY! I was the peanut dude! We ...