TheClosetKidnapper

Lol. I know. It's not funny to write the way it was. Now, this *chuckles evilly* will be.

Jax I sigh and decide to try something else. "Let's play a game," I say, "For the next ten minutes, you have to be completely honest. One of you will ...

Jax "Any other opinions you wish to share?" I ask. Seriously? No dirty secrets? Nothing?

It's fine.

Jax I write their responses down. "You wouldn't have been nagging," The husband tells her. I groan inside, wondering why I ever thought I could do this as a career.

Thanks.

*whispers* Psst. Check out the Lounge. Jax "Mhm, and what do you think of that?" I ask the husband. "Since when does a question piss me off?" He asks, looking ...

Jax "The most important question," I answer, "Now think. Why did you not tell your husband this?"

Jax "And why didn't you?" I ask.

Pix, could you post in WTCU?

Jax "I'll tell you when you're done," I say, "And did you tell your husband this?" "No," The husband responds. "I'm not talking to you," I say, "Keep quiet until ...

Jax "I didn't ask him; I'm asking you," I say, "This isn't going to be one sided. I was asked to come here to help the both of you, which ...

Jax "Miss, your phone will be restored to original condition once this discussion is over," I say, "Please come back and tell me what you think is the reason I'm ...

And done! Sorry it took so long.

Jax I wait a few moments before melting the phone itself. "No distractions," I say, jotting it down, "Please try and focus. You two are here to talk, not only ...