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Tristanght

  • Sword fighting

    I can't belive i am wearing this stupid outfit! I am in red armor with boots that are incredibly stiff. I have a red sheild that has pointy corners. I ...

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  • Sword Fighting with Comedy

    The black soldier winked. I grinned as he helped me back up. The entire crowd wasn't suprised by a thing, as if they knew it would happen, exept for one ...

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  • The Crate Episode 1

    It's heavy, it's cold, and it's uncomfortable. I feel guilty holding it, and I feel like a murderer. I'm holding a gun, and I just got out of school. Breathing ...

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This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy