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Sounds like a mix of Artemis Fowl and Dan Brown. Lol, either a sci-fi mystery or a conspiracy theory in modern times. I might pick it up to flick through, ...

I thought it was going to be a simple thing, really, I did. I think this might be better as two sentences. Viz. “I thought it was going to be ...

5/10 Mm, smelly cat? Cat breath eweth. Nasty cat and a not very tactful plug. :wink: :razz:

Just a note, don't clutter the thread with pleas for reviews. Bumping is bad. Just wait and reviewers will come. Well, sometimes. *sigh* Lol, anyway... Fidgeting nervously , I stood ...

Heh, I listed you as a friend ages ago. ^_^ Apparently it's not mutual, though. *sniffsniff*

I'm being unqiue. I donate nothing.

You've got a queue on Pig Droppings, though. :razz:

Lying on the sofa, enormously fat, surrounded by cake crumbs and dirty plates, with the laptop on my stomach.

Yeah, that was 50/50 I was thinking of. I only saw it once, and it got cut off before the end.

If you're going on this frenzy, I'd be very grateful if you'd shred this. It's for a contest, so needs to be best as poss.

something kind of scavenger It's short(ish) and for a contest, so it needs lots of harsh help, please. :)

something kind of scavenger For a contest, so it needs mucho help, please. :D

051. Yesterday The rain thrummed on the cottage roof and trickled down the window, making tiny clear trails on the glass. I lay curled up in bed, feeling the lovely ...

Banned for deliberately making a statement that should cause the next person to ban them or being a hypocrite or hypocritical.

A giveaway that I've noticed is when in historical novels set in England, the authors refer to the "sidewalk" and "trash".