Ventomology

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: AnnieBauthor fer recitin' Shakespeare inside a saloon and startin' a gunfight with the sheriff. Banned from ever returnin' to these here parts. Should she be spotted ...

It is the twenty-fifth century at last, and banning has become a national pastime. Hundreds of citizens are banned from things every day, and the number only grows higher. Holysocks, ...

I hereby ban Pony the master horseman for her astounding success with this event. Why, if it weren't for her masterful use of a special word of the week, I ...

About what time do events start?

Ooh! Fun! Here's a little piece of studio art I did. It was so hard. Eurgh.

This seems to be popular right now, so I figured I would try it! I can do digital or traditional, but be warned that my work is highly stylized unless ...

Wow, this is pretty cool! Am I allowed to copy your business model?

Um... I have drawn oranges before, if that's what you're asking. I have also painted them, colored them, and turned them into fishing ponds for surrealistic art work. TUBM likes ...

Unfortunately, their new business model failed and now Wiener-Schnitzel stands have taken over the fast food market.

Good luck, Basil! And I don't think you missed much. I think only one person posted while you were moving.

Um, if you gave it to me in a vial, yeah I know how to. I think. That depends on whether or not you can accomplish that in the same ...

Sounds fun! How does submission work? (Is it like other contests?)

Fortunately, a sudden drop in worldwide temperatures eliminated the zombie virus and humanity could thrive once again, this time in parkas.

No. I don't know what that is. TUBM can solve a Rubik's cube.

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