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WarthogDemon

  • Cold

    She was a one-eyed kitty catCrawling around on all eight legsBut somebody stole her sweaterAnd so she had to run awayHer sisters went to HollywoodThey left her behind in the ...

    • Poetry
    • Lyrical
    3 min read


Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, you eat for a day. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.
— Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)