Zolen

(but that avatar clearly has yellow hair, not blond) Roze13000000

I wish I could sing Taylor Swift in the shower *shwa* I don't memorize lyrics to anything. TUBM no longer has a beard

For not eating football

6/10 Nobody knows why, but I am scared of air bags, so it works perfectly to set the mood of dramatics, but perhaps not for everyone. "To be born again ...

Nobody believes you believe in believing with a five foot pole of believing. That is true of all the fish in the sea.

Unfortunately, those citizens are cannibals and plan to eat you next

Banned for not being able to fire cannons out of your arm pits.

For not believing in the color Gufuluf

I am not a big fan of sloppy joe as its called, its okay, but meh, yet the smell of that stuff, I honestly think if there was a meat ...

I recently wrote up a thesis on Dragon Scale Glasses, I actually look forward to how much the scientific community is going to rip into it, that means left field ...

Childhood

ScrewtherulesIhavepurplehair

Deep frying takes longer, straight up burning can be done pretty fast before you stop feeling anything. Name your first born child Optumis Prime, or Octupus

Daffy

I am technically a mild Pyro maniac. I never got to enjoy slip and slides as a child, I had one but I was the only one interested, and those ...