Wow. The grating realisation that the sum total of my life experience cannot fill this box and yet still remain interesting. Darn. Oh well, something random - I can pilot a plane (ish). There you go; interest piqued, you can go now. Please do.
"You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it." — We Bought A Zoo