cleverclogs

Granted, but you can only write neatly in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. I wish I had friends in my PE class.

Warriors! Mountains or beach?

Hot chocolate. It's coooold Sour cream and onion or salt and vinegar?

What's the difference between a viola and an onion? Nobody cries when you cut up a viola.

@ChocolateCello

Reading. Strings or winds?

10/10 steampunk is cool and it matches your username, too.

Granted, but you can only watch your least favorite shows. I wish I had a cup of tea right now.

Granted, but it has so many horrible side effects that no one wants to use it. I wish I would stop sneezing.

Granted, but it snows so heavily that you can't get to your date. D: I wish some people weren't so annoying.

5/10 too many ellipses

Unfortunately, you can't clean the wound and it gets badly infected.

Pubic

10/10 'Tis the season!

Granted, you are now the owner of a tiny canoe with a hole in the bottom. I wish it would snow.