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creeperfeverdreams

Wall of all things marvelous and malevolent

  • She’s here

    Now that it’s Christmas, Mariah Carey has defrosted. There is no running from her.

    3 min read
  • I try to fight her off

    She really wants me for Christmas. I don’t know how much more I can take.

    1 min read
  • The end is near…

    As I run for my life on Christmas Eve, will I be able to escape Mariah Carey?

    3 min read


I’ll paraphrase Thoreau here... Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness, give me truth.
— Christopher Johnson McCandless