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Irony

  • The Day I Made Everyone Hate Me

    Enjoy my 4 line, extremely immature, and not needed poem. #1 of 7 Dr.Strangelove's collection of humorous poems

    • Poetry
    • Humor · Humor
    1 min read
  • Twerk (A Poem From A Rapper's Point of View)

    The ending is very offensive. This is what it is made for and completely my opinion. #2 of 7 Dr. Strangelove's Humorous Poetry

    • Poetry
    • Humor · Satire
    1 min read
  • Safe And Sound Part 1: IKEA

    Part 1 of 3. A dinner part at a mansion goes terribly wrong when intruders come. This has Black comedy. Very dark at some parts.

    • Short Story
    • Horror · Humor
    6 min read
  • Death

    My dark, manic return. NONE OF THIS IS REAL

    • Poetry
    • Dramatic · Satire
    1 min read
  • Toy Story 2 Was Okay

    Title is out of context. This poem is all figurative language. My ode to a horrible holiday. Don't question my formatting

    • Poetry
    • Romantic · Satire
    1 min read
  • Belieber
    • Poetry
    • Satire · Humor
    1 min read
  • Muggles Gone Wild

    The weird prose.

    • Short Story
    • Humor · Satire
    5 min read
  • Death of a Nation

    I was going to label this as romantic, but it's not directed towards a certain person.

    • Poetry
    • Romantic · Politics
    1 min read
  • North Dakota (I miss you)(I love you)

    Proud of it.

    • Poetry
    • Other · Other
    1 min read


You're wrong about humanity. They are your greatest creation because they're better than you are. Sure, they're weak, and they cheat and steal and destroy and disappoint, but they also give and create, and they sing and dance and love. Above all, they never give up.
— Metatron (Supernatural)