Born in 1679 in the underwater world of Atlantis, migrated to Belgium when I was six because of the Great Tuna Uprising, now live in Turkey and am constantly hungry whenever I think of my country's name. If I offend, it is probably because I am a terrible person who loves to cause pain to poor, helpless people on the internet and you should definitely hate me forever for it and never ever politely mention that I've hurt your feelings. I know: I'm terrible. *I'm so sorry.*
