thepaperprophet

Welcome Mat Re: *insert clever welcome message here*
Greetings, gooey humans! I know that nobody probably reads this stuff unless they have to, so I'll get right to the chase. I am thepaperprophet. You may have heard of ...
Aug 15, 2010

I have writer's block. I can't write. It is the will of the gods. Now, I must alphabetize my spice rack.
— Neil Gaiman