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I love... myself! Naw, I'm not that self-absorbed. I also love the beach, surfing, laughing, making people laugh (OK, I like attention, but I am no attention whore!) hangin' wit ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! HEY, GUESS WHAT? MY BIRTHDAY'S TOMORROW!!!

I think I should get all around best for both of them!!!

I nominate Matt Bellamy (if he's a guy) as most hottest... nah, just kidding! I'm definetly the hottest, no question!

OH YEA, I FORGOT FALL OUT BOY ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE TOTALLY MY FAVORITE BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY I'M LISTENING TO FALL OUT BOY RITE NOW..... "IT'S JUST PAST 8:00 AND I'M FELLIN' YOUNG AND RECKLESS..." THAT WAS FROM "OUR LAWYER MADE US CHANGE THE NAME OF ...

ummm have you guys ever heard of http://www.funnyjunk.com? Well there is is a picture of a little boy at a soccer game giving someone the finger, thats my little brother ...

i think you guys umm are well ummm i dont well ummm see umm mmm ehhhh........

I must be the smartest person here, cuz' for the last few days I've been in Palm Springs, but I brought my laptop. So yeah...

You are, once again, a liar, Zel. You do beg me to play when I'm trying to clean the kitchen and do my homework (stuff you should be doing) You ...

I officially love Snoink and Tara, they actually nominated me for something (and acknowledged me)

Do you guys want to know a secret? Zelithon is almost 14 and she always begs me to play stuffed animals and beanie babies with her. So she isn't exactly ...

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potato to Joe because he was imaging pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe d pickles so Ann ...

See, there you go again. I LOVE YOU!

No, do you have an ego problem? Id love to pop it. Wrong choice of words, my friend. You better watch out.