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  • Dirty Little Secret

    A very short story about the ruminations of just another girl. Somewhat taboo.

    2 min read


Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they?
— Homer Simpson