*wakes up cheesy announcer* WHAT? OH, I GOTTA WELCOME SOMEONE? HER NAME'S JOHANNA? WELL ALL-RIGHTY THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S YOUR GIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci
Hi! Welcome to YWS; be sure to wear body armour at all times, have a necklace of garlic on you just in case and of course... always, always carry your light-sabre!
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As is a tale, so is life; not how long it is, but how good it is.
Oh, Brightlord Tumul! How unexpected it is to see you standing there! I didn't mean to insult your stupidity. Really, it's quite spectacular and worthy of much praise. — Wit (The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson)