Hey, breakfast kid (MisterWaffles) shut ya trap, and be good to newcomers!
It's all in good fun, m'dear.
But, yeah. Being a waffle, I like random PMs. PM me anytime for anything. I'll usually get it either instantly or within an hour, and I'll be glad to help you out or just chat.
-sets a herd of rampaging rabid breakfast loving chipmunks upon Mister Waffles-
now hush, or else I'll bring out something worse...
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
"Foul devil, for God's sake, hence, and trouble us not; For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell, Fill'd it with cursing cries and deep exclaims." (Richard III 1.2) Shakespeare
'Hush, hush!' I whispered; 'people can have many cousins and of all sorts, Miss Cathy, without being any the worse for it; only they needn't keep their company, if they be disagreeable and bad. — Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights