I've been seeing a lot of oldies popping up lately, and I find that I have no idea who they are, and I WANT to know! So if you've returned from some time away, or you just never did a introduction to begin with, and feel left out ( as in I'm talking about young'ns too )... why not say a few lines as introduction! And then we can welcome you.
These were autumn mornings, the time of year when kings of old went forth to conquest; and I, never stirring from my little corner in Calcutta, would let my mind wander over the whole world. — Rabindranath Tagore, The Cabuliwallah