hekategirl has "he" and then "kate" and then "girl" in her name. That's probably not how it's supposed to be broken up, but it's still amusing. And don't worry about my OCD avatar changing. I should get a permanent one, or at least the person on it will remain the same, as soon as Nate gets my email.
The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians