Sorry I couldn't be there and congratulations monkeys. You've won this battle but you'll not win the war. Hehe. Seriously though, well done everyone and thanks for hosting it Trident, that was really fun!
The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians