"Remus, you're really out to kill Thomas, aren't you... I am prohibiting you both from seeing a bathtub on fire with gasoline. However if you'd like, you may run the bathwater, and I will throw in a toaster. Does that sound good?"
You got rid of them. Yes, that's just like you. Getting rid of everything unpleasant instead of learning to put up with it. — Aldous Huxley, Brave New World