"Remus, you're really out to kill Thomas, aren't you... I am prohibiting you both from seeing a bathtub on fire with gasoline. However if you'd like, you may run the bathwater, and I will throw in a toaster. Does that sound good?"
Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques -- like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come. — Homer Simpson